The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, ‘Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated? No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, ‘You should not be asking sixth graders a... (Continue reading)
The first testicular guard, the “Cup,” was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important. Ladies…..Quit Laughing.... (Continue reading)
A beautiful girl asks for a lift from you. On the way she faints and you take her to the hospital. Doctor says ‘Congrats. You are going to become a father.’ THAT’S IT. YOU GET TENSED!! You say – ‘But... (Continue reading)
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Alberta when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes,... (Continue reading)
An Irish farmer named Seamus had a car accident. In court, the lorry company’s hot-shot solicitor was questioning Seamus. ‘Didn’t you say to the Police at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine?’ asked the solicitor. Seamus responded: ‘Well, I’ll... (Continue reading)
Wife asks husband, “How many women have you slept with?” Husband proudly replies, “Only you, Darling – With all the others, I was awake.” Hospital Visiting Hours are 10 am to 4 PM... (Continue reading)
A man escapes from prison where he had been for 15 years.. He breaks into a house to find money and guns but finds a young couple in bed.. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to... (Continue reading)
A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford “The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.... (Continue reading)
A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. ‘House’ for instance, is feminine: ‘la casa.’ ‘Pencil,’ however, is masculine: ‘el lapiz.’ A student asked, ‘What gender is... (Continue reading)
A guy, suffering from constipation for the past 20 years and recently from acid reflux didn’t realize that the treatment could be so simple! BHINDI ! Some 2 months ago, he started eating 6 pieces of Bhindi and, since... (Continue reading)